與噴射女 (squirt) 亂聊

(下午 09:12) _A_: there? (在嗎)
(下午 09:12) _P_: hey (嗨)
(下午 09:12) _A_: i got your msg that add me as friend. (我收到妳加我好友的訊息)
(下午 09:12) _P_: think we chatted before right? (記得之前我們有聊過嗎？)...
(下午 09:13) _A_: oh~ no, u're a porn site sales. (妳是成人網站吧？)
(下午 09:13) _P_: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://twurl.nl/jtb1ys (你還要的話，點這個連結)
(下午 09:13) _A_: thx. (喔～)
(下午 09:13) _P_: i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you? (對不起，忘了之前聊得，你好。)
(下午 09:14) _A_: fine. (好。)
(下午 09:14) _P_: i'm 24/f ......u? (我 24/母，你呢？)
(下午 09:14) _A_: 25/m (25/公)
(下午 09:14) _P_: nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to? (剛洗完澡，需要慰藉，你想怎麼玩？)
(下午 09:14) _A_: no, thx. (幹謝)
(下午 09:15) _P_: Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U? (我已經濕了，要嗎？)
(下午 09:15) _A_: so~ u earn money from internet? (妳在網交?)
(下午 09:15) _P_: there's no $$ involved!! (當志工，沒豪洨)
(下午 09:16) _A_: for real? that's boredom. (騙肖仔～ 豪洨)
(下午 09:16) _P_: Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool? (沒豪洨，豪洨很酷吧？) XDDDDDD
(下午 09:16) _A_: *grin* (傻笑)
(下午 09:16) _P_: I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt?? (我要噴射，你幫我)
(下午 09:17) _A_: ha~ never. but gotten splendid orgasm (只有過高潮，沒噴過）
(下午 09:18) _P_: lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!! (啊～ 就是這個光！爽！想看袒胸露乳嗎？)
(下午 09:18) _A_: u want fake sex? just with a IM window?
that's lame (你要跟一個視窗網愛？爛！)
(下午 09:19) _P_: the only thing fake here is you..don;t waist my time!! (假人是你吧，裝義肢的小鳥！別浪費我的時間)......... 生氣了！明明就是在賺錢！上班！
(下午 09:19) _A_: but i wanna see what you look like. (但是我想看你醜八怪)

(下午 09:19) _P_: do you cam? (視訊？)
(下午 09:19) _A_: no~ but photos (圖片)
(下午 09:20) _P_: http://s978.photobucket.com/home/JennyKizz
(下午 09:23) _A_: big mama! (大奶寶)
(下午 09:23) _P_: Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records... (我有錄影，不開視訊。有個網站可以看到轉撥。) ........ 以為自己的大奶寶參加世界錦標賽，可以看轉撥。
(下午 09:25) _A_: i gotta leave. pardon (我要閃了，歹事)
(下午 09:25) _P_: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? (你要看嗎？)
(下午 09:25) _A_: no, thx. (不要）
(下午 09:26) _P_: Ok go to http://twurl.nl/uslv6q accept the invite on the page baby (點連結，接受邀請)
(下午 09:26) _A_: i say no~ thx. i've no interst on your big mama, i hate so big mam that u have. (我說不要！討厭你這種大奶寶)
(下午 09:26) _P_: sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite.. i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all ..k? (寶貝，填個資，都是免費的，趕緊進來看我全身脫光光打法輪功)
(下午 09:27) _A_: what the fuck u wanna do! (三小啦～)
(下午 09:27) _P_: if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don't worry, you'll see me sexy! (網路慢去吃屎，趕緊進來看我)
(下午 09:28) _A_: u want show ur pussy to me? (你要把妹妹貼在我的臉上？)
(下午 09:28) _P_: yeah i can be a tease (對啊～ 很好玩）
(下午 09:29) _A_: just show me ur pussy, no fucking breast. (只要妹妹，不要大奶寶)
(下午 09:29) _P_: yeah i can be a tease (讚！有眼光！)
(下午 09:30) _A_: see~ a pussy sales. no free stuffs (看吧～ 色女！ 都要錢)
(下午 09:30) _P_: ofcourse babe, just need to verify age but yes its free (廢話！只要看幾歲，就能花)
(下午 09:31) _A_: give me a exists id/pw (給我帳密)
(下午 09:31) _P_: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe...but again no worries it's free!!! k? (老鴇不准未成年消費啦，要信用卡驗正身，可？)
(下午 09:32) _A_: i dont wanna register it. (不要)
(下午 09:32) _P_: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere... (你要什麼色的小丁丁？我有最新的口味)
(下午 09:32) _A_: disgusting pink (噁心粉紅)
(下午 09:32) _P_: it's nice and pink (讚喔！)
(下午 09:33) _A_: or *sick* purple (或者，病人紫)
(下午 09:33) _P_: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too! (甲上上，好學生！我還可以表演跳火圈喔～)
(下午 09:33) _A_: so u don't give me a exist id/pw? (要不要給我帳密？)
(下午 09:34) _P_: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam. (好啦～ 你卡在哪？)
(下午 09:34) _A_: i've to close this window, and block you in the contact. (人家不依了，要封鎖你)
(下午 09:34) _P_: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety (你要信用卡，atm，或者「債卡」，只能這樣了)...... debit card，有這種鬼東西喔？ o___O?
(下午 09:35) _A_: oh~ u're so poor. (你有種)
(下午 09:35) _P_: k you in yet babe?? (進來了嗎？) XDDDDD
(下午 09:35) _A_: not yet. it's fucking damn slow web site. (爛網站，撥接的啊？)
(下午 09:36) _P_: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://twurl.nl/tlz8sf (按確定啦～ 給你新連結)
(下午 09:38) _A_: i've no cc... sb help me......... (沒有信用卡~ (哀號)~~~)
(下午 09:38) _P_: cc is just to verify age..it's free with my password! (信用卡驗正身，我給你密碼)
(下午 09:39) _A_:
(下午 09:39) _P_: k (好）
(下午 09:40) _A_: ciao~ squirt girl (別了，噴射女)



結論：
1) 世界非常奇妙，博大精深！！！
2) 沒有免費的午餐喔，小朋友。
3) 剛聊的時候，黃筱珮打電話來。說是不打擾我的網愛，明天給她看這篇。
4) 英文很重要的。
5) 早點睡，卡有眠。